USS Clueless - Proxomitron settings
Mel on hell: Even the missus may miss out on salvation.
Twiddle an alterboy, the Catholic priest still has carfare to heaven. Too bad for the saintly Presbyterians, Baptists, and Lutherans.
Instapundit makes the same connection I did when I first read about the Senate insider-trading "scandal". I say "scandal" because Senators beating the market by 12% (CEOs beat it by 5%, the masses lost by 1.5%) will never be reported by the Irreleventsia.
Update. Hat tip to Instapundit (who else?)