Kim du Toit - Daily Rant. Excerpt:
The four of us sat down at a small table in a local pub, whereupon the IT guy (an Australian) looked at me closely, and asked,"What do you drink?”
“Errrrr Castle Lager?” I said nervously, naming the most popular brand of beer.
“Good choice,” he said, then turned to the waiter. “Bring us sixteen Castles.”